New TV vs. New Toaster – an unlikely winner
I can’t work out whether I am more excited about setting up our new 42″ plasma TV or our new toaster. You might think I am being flippant here, but we really have just bought The Greatest Toaster in the Entire Universe. This thing automatically lowers the bread for you, and then gently raises it up with a satisfying ‘ping’ sound. I’m glad the kitchen has ceramic floor tiles because I’ll probably soil myself with excitement every time I make breakfast.

