Crags bags snags in showdown shocker!
Craig Williamson asked some tough questions of Bloor’s site manager today, as his snag list entered its 10th week. Craig, 31, wanted to know exactly why he still had a list of 19 outstanding snags and why there had been no progress for the previous month.
Bloor’s site manager was quoted as saying “Sorry” while unconfirmed reports say that Craig was heard replying, “You can shove your sorries in a sack, mister. Just sort out my snags.” It must be stressed that these are unconfirmed reports, and it may just be that Craig only thought about saying those words.
As negotiations entered the 11th hour, a deal was finally struck and the following statement was released to the press: “Bloor have pledged to resolve the vast majority of the snags by Monday of next week, with the final few details being completed within the following week.”
When asked his thoughts on the deal, Craig had this to say: “It’s been a gruelling process but I feel we have reached an agreement that both sides live with. Now please go out and buy my novel – it will bring laughter into your life and help you to forget about the stress of this whole sordid affair.”